WADDUP NEWGROUNDS!
This is TheGreeNate how is everyone doin? Now this may be old news to me but I had no Idea that they were making a new Mortal Kombat movie. I saw the seven minute trailer on youtube and they have Jax Briggs being played Miachael Jai White. Now he's a cool actor so I don't really mind this much. However when you see the trailer, you might be in for massive AND I MEAN MASSIVE crap.

Which brings me to the next subject. There are rumors going around that a Metroid movie is in the works. And it is being directed by Uwe Boll......and the actress that is rumored to be playing Samus Aran is....get ready folks....

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JESSICA SIMPSON!!!!!!!!

Now Nintendo knows what happened with Super Mario Bros (dear God) so why would they make a Metroid movie? Now remember this is a rumor but I have a direct quote from Go Fanboy. Here is what it said: "Ms Simpson feels the plot is too complex and would like to move the plot closer to it's core story of love and adventure."

I think I'll stop right there....